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Дата: Воскресенье, 23.06.2013, 01:43 | Сообщение # 1 |
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Punography
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When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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I'm reading a book back anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no explode quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear to the piqued eyed teacher who strayed her allot because she couldn't steer her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes uncivilized four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!
Enfeebled pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .
I adapted to to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism importance because of lousy Marx.
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I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.
Velcro - what a filch mistaken!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison after dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington obviously command's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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